What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 19:35

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What have I done wrong? How can I start over?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
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Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.